A Liberal Religion

When it's too hot - it's Global Warming! !
When it's too cold - it's Global Warming! !
When we have a drought - it's Global Warming! !
When we have too much rain - it's Global Warming! !
Too many hurricanes - it's Global Warming! !
Too few hurricanes - it's Global Warming! !
Too cloudy - it's Global Warming! !
Too sunny - it's Global Warming! !
Earthquakes - it's Global Warming! !
Volcanoes erupt - it's Global Warming! !
Tsunamis - it's Global Warming! !
whatever happens - it's Global Warming! !